Just me! Purse wide open, wallet in hand, ready to make some pickpocket’s day! I learned many a thing venturing into #newyorkcity
for the day. I learned #lizlemon is not a real human and yelling her name through the halls of #nbcstudios only irritates people, it does not will my fictional hero into existence. Damn. If I ever lived in NY I would buy stock in antibacterial wipes; my purchases would sore the industry to new heights (I obviously have no understanding of basic economics). I learned the #911memorial is more ominous than uplifting, as it should be. And that we should #alwaysremember I learned my boyfriend is the BEST at dealing with my extreme challenge of direction and that we both hate walking as much as I hate kale.
I also learned that, although I kick ass at hosting a talk show segment, it simply was not my day to ‘be discovered’ by #lornemichaels or anyone else at NBC. And above all else, I am a country girl at heart. Farewell #nyc And thanks for the boob sweat!